Total Medals Earned: 29 (From 6 different games.) Total Medal Score: 940 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/40 points)
Complete level five.
Pass level ten.
Complete level fifteen.
Pass level twenty.
Last three minutes in survival mode.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/330 points)
Take candy from a baby
Listen to a voicemail
Lose the game
Press the scam button
Win a cockfight
Buy a dancing frog
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 11/11 (435/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 2/13 (30/605 points)
Drink a beer!
Crash into another vehicle
Run over a pedestrian
Run over 5 pedestrians in one game
Run over 10 pedestrians in one game
Run over 20 pedestrians in one game
Drink 7 beers in one game
Drink 15 beers in one game
Drink a coffee
Drink 5 coffees in one game
Score 1,000 points
Score 10,000 points
Score 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 5/8 (115/365 points)
Complete round 1
Complete round 10
Complete round 25
Complete round 50
Catch a head moving at a fairly high speed
Complete round 100